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Ardry staggered into the study, bent under the weight of a bulging pack. He set the pack down on a desk already overflowing with notes and papers, and the pack settled with an audible series of clanks.
At the other end of the room, the renowned sage Aliester the Loquacious peered at his nephew over the steaming rim of an alchemical crucible. His eyes drifted to Ardry's pack.
"Great Geraine's ghost, Ardry! Are those stag antlers poking out of your pack? I haven't seen a stag in Dereth in all the years I've been here. In fact, the lack of ruminant ungulates in Derethian fauna is the subject of a treatise I have been working on..."
Ardry held up a hand to stop him before he could go on any longer about another of his favorite esoteric subjects. "Not a real stag, Uncle. Just some clever heraldry on a new helmet, you see..." He opened the pack and lifted out a beautiful silver helm, fashioned in the shape of a stag's head.
"Ahhh, I recognize that now. Yes, the famous Stag of Bellenesse. Did you know, among all of the great houses of Viamont, the heraldic animals are actually a hold-over from the days when the savage Viamontian tribes worshipped totem animals, and thought to draw their strength from their tribal animal? There was one tribe called the Tullio, who controlled a fort at the center of a river network and took the trout as their symbol. Suffice it to say that the choice of a, ahem, well, floppy food item led to a disastrous..."
Ardry interrupted his uncle again. "I'm sorry, Uncle, but I haven't really got time for another lecture. I've brought these here for your analysis, as I was asked. But I must get going soon. I just have to gather a few supplies and head right back out, because there are reports of some of those strange creatures from last year's Festivus season re-appearing, and in more towns than just the one we had last year."
Ardry started rummaging through his desk's drawers, picking up and inspecting everything he found. He quickly tossed a few of the objects into another pack, much less full than the one he'd dropped on top of the desk.
"Do tell? I shall be most curious to read your report about these latest occult disturbances."
"Some day, Uncle, I'd like you to put your mind to work trying to figure out why such strange things happen every year at this time. Is there some compelling reason for spirits or the undead to feel particularly restless in the fall?" Ardry tried to keep the sarcastic tone out of his voice. It didn't really matter – his uncle Aliester was famously oblivious of irony or sarcasm if there was any chance he'd get to talk about some interesting research topic.
"Well, as to that, Ardry, I have put together some preliminary observations in the hopes of formulating a thesis for evaluation with the other sages. You see, I think it has something to do with the onset of the coming winter, and a reminder of the turn of the seasons, what some tribes of the Falatacot called the Wheel of All Things and the Milantans on Ispar commemorate with a Festival of the Dead, in fact, particularly disturbs the sensibilities of creatures so tragically and irrevocably frozen in necromantic stasis..."
As he built rhetorical momentum on this topic, Aliester started absent-mindedly toying with the very objects Ardry was trying to sort through. Ardry tried to tolerate the disruption, but his frustration got the better of him when he looked for an item a second time, discovered it was missing, and realized one maddening moment later that his uncle was playing idly with it.
"Uncle!" In desperation for some way to distract the meddlesome sage and shoo him away, he looked around the room, and saw the crucible on his uncle's desk. "What have you been working on?"
"Ahhh, I am glad you asked, Ardry!" The easily distracted sage shuffled excitedly back to his desk and started picking over the items there. "It turns out that some of the more powerful alchemical preparations we have been trying to perfect for some time were actually deceptively simple. The solution, hah, no pun intended, was right under our noses the whole time. You'd have thought that initial research would have led us to look at it, but I suppose it is easy to overlook the simplest and humblest ingredients..."
Aliester stopped and looked around. It looked like he was alone in the room.
"Ardry? Did you go to the bathroom, my boy?" There was no answer. The drawers of the desk were closed again. The second pack was gone. Ardry had evidently gotten everything he needed from his desk and left the room before he could finish detailing his alchemical experiments. "Ah, well. I'll prepare a full report for him when he returns. He'll enjoy that, I'm sure."
He looked down at the stag helm and the pack full of other items that Ardry had dropped off. "Well, I may as well take a look at all the wonderful things he's brought me. I do love this time of year."

